Somali Women Are Spreading The Christian Gospel

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Somali habaryars are spreading the Jesus da'wah hardcore these days. Subhanallah we thought henny and HD porno videos was the biggest obstacle to taqwa but now you've got 60 year old ayeeyos with henna on their hands, a colorful dirac on their back, and a walking stick to support their arthritis ridden legs bigging up the naked Palestinian with only a loincloth to cover his ceeb.

Once you get the holy ghost into a xalimo you can never talk her out of the kaniisad. It's hallelujah from dawn to dusk, and three Hail Marys from fajr to 'isha. Wallahi I've given up on this generation.

I used to think it was harmless for my eedo Fartun to have a Christmas tree this time of year, all those pretty lights and baubles, and that if she praised the Fatherless Nabi then, after all, he deserves to be praised, but after seeing all these xalimos with prayer bumps on their forehead from doing hours long sajdah for Ciise ibnu Maryam maybe it's not all as innocent as it seems.

Even I don't have prayer bumps, and I pray five times a day - seven, if you count two Sunnah prayers.

Waryaadha fear Allah, the Lord of the universe, and don't convert to the Jesus manhaj.

Wallahu Musta'aan.
 
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I have more respect for atheist than i do for somali becoming christians,they are just weak minded,atheist are idiots too just following a trend and pretending they are smarter,but atleast atheism encourages rationalism but these people are just bakhti,they probably have no idea what islam stands for
 

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I have more respect for atheist than i do for somali becoming christians,they are just weak minded,atheist are idiots too just following a trend and pretending they are smarter,but atleast atheism encourages rationalism but these people are just bakhti,they probably have no idea what islam stands for
At least they believe in a god. Athiests are far worse
 
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At least they believe in a god. Athiests are far worse
Nope!!!atheist are critical thinkers or atleast pretend to be,christian are retarded,how do you leave a religion thats says the same thing and offers more with religion that has been corrupted by self serving popes and khasoors,our forefathers fought tooth and nail against cristianity imagine this bakthi sell out wearing dirac and shit pretending its cool and normal
 
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Its easier to convince an atheist to convert to islam than a Christian who hold strong beliefs.
Sahih International: You will surely find the most intense of the people in animosity toward the believers [to be] the Jews and those who associate others with Allah; and you will find the nearest of them in affection to the believers those who say, "We are Christians." That is because among them are priests and monks and because they are not arrogant.
Surah Al-Ma'idah
Athiests are considered Mushriks too.
 
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"We are Christians
Those are born christians not muslims leaving islam for christianity,
its alot easier to become an atheist,we all have questions about religion that shakes our faith sometimes,
But becoming a christian!!!!that just reek of a weak minded person that is trying to fit in or have been sawyed by someone else,its a person that does not understand islam and never tried to understand islam
Being somali is being a muslim,atleat an atheist is half somali without islam,christians are just sell outs
 
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Athiga comedian maa tahay misse daaci? Hal baxso. Lol
This is not a laughing matter garacyahow. Stop giggling like a dhoocil.

This is a public announcement to beware of attractive habaryars with a crucifix around their necks. Sometimes they hide it under their jilbaab, but you can tell because they always talk about love and jaceyl. Very unSomali that.
 
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I have more respect for atheist than i do for somali becoming christians,they are just weak minded,atheist are idiots too just following a trend and pretending they are smarter,but atleast atheism encourages rationalism but these people are just bakhti,they probably have no idea what islam stands for
Somalis who convert to the Ciise religion do so because they associate Christianity with love and compassion. That's all Christians talk about. Love thy neighbor, love thy enemy, love thy syphilis, etc. That's all the average Christian knows about his religion. But the Muslim community is infested by the Haram Police.

Christians have better PR
 
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Its easier to convince an atheist to convert to islam than a Christian who hold strong beliefs.
How many gaalo have you converted with your plunging cleavage huuno? We need your feminine charms in the missionary wars.

I've converted thirteen in recent years, but unfortunately some of them are still drinking Scotch whisky on the rocks
 

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There are churches who feed refugees and try to convert them into Christians.
 
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There are churches who feed refugees and try to convert them into Christians.
They tried to convert me too when I was a refugee claiming asylum. They offered me a big titted blonde wife who was much better looking than dhuxul skinned big foreheaded xalimos and they reassured me that she would not be racist against me because her dad was in the Klan. The bishop told me that if I said I was a persecuted Christian the government would let me stay in the country. It was tempting because I was a hunted man in Mogadishu due to the atrocities committed by my darood militia in 1989, but alhamdulilah I said no to the blonde Hur al-Ayn with the sky blue eyes and took my chances with ICE.
 
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Like i said weak minded,atheist are rebels christian convert are suckers
Christian xalimos make better wives than other xalimos. When you have a fight they turn the other cheek, all four of them. Can you imagine @JacquelineRivera turning any cheek? She'll want to use the strap-on against your cheeks saxib.

So we should be grateful for small mercies